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Whatsoever is in the heavens and whatsoever is on the earth glorifies All? And He is the All-Mighty, the All-Wise. O you who believe! Why do you say that which you do not do? Most hateful it is with All?that you say that which you do not do. Verily, All?loves those who fight in His Cause in rows (ranks) as if they were a solid structure. and (remember) when M?Moses) said to his people: “O my people! Why do you hurt me while you know certainly that I am the Messenger of All?to you? So when they turned away (from the Path of All?, All?turned their hearts away (from the Right Path). And All?guides not the people who are F?q?i>(rebellious, disobedient to All?. and (remember) when ‘Iesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), said: “O Children of Israel! I am the Messenger of All?unto you confirming the Taur?[(Torah) which came] before me, and giving glad tidings of a Messenger to come after me, whose name shall be Ahmed . But when he (Ahmed i.e. Muhammad) came to them with clear proofs, they said: “This is plain magic. and who does more wrong than the one who invents a lie against All? while he is being invited to Isl? And All?guides not the people who are Z?m?> (polytheists, wrong-doers and disbelievers) folk. They intend to put out the Light of All?(i.e. the religion of Isl? this Qur’? and Prophet Muhammad) with their mouths. But All?will complete His Light even though the disbelievers hate (it). He it is Who has sent His Messenger (Muhammad) with guidance and the religion of truth (Isl?c Monotheism) to make it victorious over all (other) religions even though the Mushrik?> (polytheists, pagans, idolaters, and disbelievers in the Oneness of All?and in His Messenger Muhammed) hate (it). O You who believe! Shall I guide you to a commerce that will save you from a painful torment. That you believe in All?and His Messenger (Muhammad), and that you strive hard and fight in the Cause of All?with your wealth and your lives, that will be better for you, if you but know! If you do so) He will forgive you your sins, and admit you into Gardens under which rivers flow, and pleasant dwelling in Gardens of ‘Adn ? Eternity ['Adn (Edn) Paradise], that is indeed the great success. and also (He will give you) another (blessing) which you love, help from All?(against your enemies) and a near victory. And give glad tidings (O Muhammad) to the believers. O you who believe! Be you helpers (in the Cause) of All?as said ‘Iesa (Jesus), son of Maryam (Mary), to Al?Haw??> (the disciples): “Who are my helpers (in the Cause) of All?” Al?Haw?een (the disciples) said: “We are All?s helpers” (i.e. we will strive in His Cause!). Then a group of the Children of Israel believed and a group disbelieved. So We gave power to those who believed against their enemies, and they became the uppermost.

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 A guy dies and goes to Heaven. When the guy arrives in Heaven St. Peter greets him, and says come with me and I will show you where you will be staying. St. Peter and this guy are walking along side of the golden fence of Heaven, and the guy notices many clocks on the fence. Out of curiousity the guy asks St. PeterWhat are all these clocks for? St. Peter smiles. They are clocks for every person in the world he says and they tick once for each time you lie. There is Mother Theresa’s clock! Her clock has never ticked once. There is Abraham Lincoln’s clock! His clock has only ticked twice. Again out of curiousity, the guy asks where is Bill Clinton’s clock? St. Peter calmly says. His clock is in Jesus’s office. He is using it as a fan.

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Three doctors were driving together to the hospital when they had an accident and all three died. They found themselves in front of the Pearly Gates with St. Peter there shaking his head. Gentlemen I am afraid Heaven is full  we just don’t have room for you here said St. Peter. But St. Peter surely you recognise me! the first doctor exclaimed. I developed the DNA theory and have helped improve millions of lives through my work. St. Peter shook his head thinking, and finally said, you are right we just have to let you in. Come on  we will make room somehow and I know you recognise me St. Peter the second doctor said. I developed the MRI and because of my machine millions of people with medical problems are helped. Again St. Peter is moved. Yes come on in. Surely you deserve to be here too he replies. Finally the last doctor pipes in St. Peter You must also know me  I am the doctor who developed HMOs. To this St. Peter only hesitates a moment and then replies Yes- you too have a place in Heaven  but you can only stay 3 days.

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God summons St. Peter and says St. Peter we have a problem. Heaven is full. However we have a number of high-profile candidates waiting at the Gates and we are suffering from falling popularity. So I’m going to throw out Mother Teresa and let in one of the celebrities at the gate. You’ll have to go and decide who is most suitable. St. Peter goes down to the Pearly Gates and finds Freddie Mercury Gianni Versace and Princess Diana waiting for him. He says I’m afraid I can only let one of you in, so each of you must come up with a reason why you should be admitted to Heaven. Freddie Mercury says I’ve been gifted with one of the most beautiful voices to ever grace the earth. I’ll spend my time in Heaven singing praises to God with the choirs of angels. Heaven will never have sounded better. Gianni Versace says I was Earth’s greatest designer. I will outfit the cherubs and angels in all the latest fashions long silky gowns, satin cloaks and nightwear spun from the very clouds we stand on. Heaven will never have looked better. Diana blushes a little, looks around nervously and seems unable to find something suitable to say. Suddenly she strips off her skirt and panties whips out a bottle of Perrier shakes it up and douches with it. St. Peter says OK Diana you may enter. Have a nice day! Freddie and Gianni are mortified. What’s going on here? Freddie cries. We could make heaven look and sound better than ever before, and she performs a disgusting pornographic act but she gets in and we don’t! St. Peter just shrugs his shoulders and says sorry guys but a royal flush beats a pair of queens any day.

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