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Son. Dad I have a special report for school. Can I ask you a question? Dad: Sure son what’s the question? Son. What is politics? Dad. Well son let’s take our home for example.
I am the wage earner so let’s call me the management and your mother is the administrator of the money so let’s call [...]
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2 little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room and the 1st kid leans over and asks, What are you in here for? The second kid says I am in here to get my tonsils out and I am a little nervous. The first kid says [...]
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A 5-year-old boy was living with his mother as his parents had divorced. One Sunday she decided to take him to the zoo for the first time in his life. As they passed the various assortment of animals she would tell the little boy what they were called and make him repeat it and after [...]
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A cowboy had been in the saloon for a long time and decided that it was time, once again to head for the hills. He walked through the swing doors and immediately noticed that his horse had disappeared from the rail. OK he said re entering the crowded bar I am gonna have one more [...]
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On a special teachers day. a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shooked it held it over her head, and said I bet I know what it is. Flowers. That’s right! said the boy. But how did you know? Just a wild guess, she said. [...]
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Once upon a time there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit and on the other side lived the bear. One fine day the bear was sitting on a stump enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was [...]
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Coming into the bar and ordering a double the man leaned over and confided to the bartender I am so pissed off ! Oh yeah? What happened asked the bartender politely. See I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were [...]
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A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him and then told him. Listen if you ever expect to cure your insomnia you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you. I know said the man but I [...]
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A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the brides and groom’s families have a storming row and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the shit out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight. The following week all [...]
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Tim you be first she said. What does your mother do all day? Tim stood up and proudly said She is a doctor. That’s wonderful. How about you Amie? Amie shyly stood up scuffed her feet and said My father is [...]
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A guy dies and goes to Heaven. When the guy arrives in Heaven St. Peter greets him, and says come with me and I will show you where you will be staying. St. Peter and this guy are walking along side of the golden fence of Heaven, and the guy notices many clocks on the [...]
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A wife was in the kitchen making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. Careful he said CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW. We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE [...]
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